Short Fuse
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Author: Nico, a.k.a. Conny
Pairing: HP/DM
Rating: R (to be on the safe side)
Summary: Pillow talk HP/DM style. Very short and silly. One-shot.
Disclaimer: Just playing with their names. Not making any money off of it. Pity, really!
Warning: It's Harry and Draco in bed. Talking. Among other things. Is there anything else you'd rather not know?
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"Stop moving, Draco! Short fuse here."
"Come again in English?"
"That's exactly what I'm trying not to do."
"What? Speak English?"
"No, dummy! Come again."
"But I like it when you come. Oh – oh yes, do that again. That's the spot!"
"If you want me to hit that spot again more than once, you better quit bouncing like that."
"Oh all right, all right. Tell me about that floose of yours if it gets you off the ledge."
"Don't talk to me about getting off! And it's fuse, not floose. It's part of a bomb."
"Beg your pardon? I don't know about yours, but my bum has no fuse!"
"Not bum. Bomb. B – o – m – b. That's an explosive. Muggles use it in warfare. You light the fuse, the fuse burns down, the bomb explodes."
"Hmmm… I like it when you explode."
"Yeah, well, move like that again and I will."
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, Potter, you really ought to practice some self-control."
"Self-control my arse!"
"Phht. It's my arse on the stake here."
"I thought it was at the stake, not on the stake."
"I love it when you talk dirty, Professor Potter."
"Oh shut up and fuck, Auror Malfoy!"
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