Nico's Neuland

When I'm not dreaming about extremely overcrowded and neglected fishtanks these days, I have this recurrent dream about being stranded at an airport. I've never been to this place and I am fairly certain it only exists in the depths of my subconsciousness (or is it subconscience?). It is always the same airport, though, and I'm always waiting for a flight. However, on the rare occasions that I actually get on an airplane, it turns out to just be a shuttle; and then I get dumped at some other airport, where I get lost because of some misunderstanding or misinformation, end up running around like a chicken with my head cut off, trying to catch a connecting flight, and when I finally find the correct gate, I typically miss my plane because of a long line at check-in (or whatever absurd reason my brain can come up with that night). It's distressing and depressing, and I shouldn't bother you with this.