Aaawww!!!

May. 24th, 2007 07:41 am
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A nice person just sent me this and I had to share it with ya'll.

1. Spy a baby.




2. Second, be sure that the object you spied was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. If you smell baby powder and the wonderful aroma of wet diapers this is indeed a baby.




3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before actually beginning the hugging process. **Note: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the "paw slide" easier.





4. The "paw slide" - Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.





5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute the difficult and patented  "hug, smile, and lean" so as to achieve the best photo quality.






Dogs, if this is properly done, it will secure you a warm, dry, climate-controlled environment for the rest of your life.

 

Good luck to all of you!



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Date: 2007-05-24 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aldebaran1977.livejournal.com
Aaaw! That`s so cute! If I weren`t more of a cat person, I`d instantly get a dog like that! Thanks for sharing! It put a smile upon my face :-)

You're welcome!

Date: 2007-05-24 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nico1908.livejournal.com
Glad you enjoyed this. I did too, although I'm a cat person myself (we have four of the furry critters).

Re: You're welcome!

Date: 2007-05-24 05:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aldebaran1977.livejournal.com
I always wanted to have a cat, but my life is too unstable to get one. I`m often away for days and there is no one here to take care of a cat. And for the foreseeable future, there won`t be any change there, especially as my boy-frined is heavily allergic to cats... ;-(

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Date: 2007-05-24 07:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nico1908.livejournal.com
Yeah, that doesn't sound like a good basis for having a kittycat. :(

Date: 2007-05-27 02:55 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerrycakes.livejournal.com
I'm neither a cat person nor a dog person (I am OK with both animals, actually) -- but this was just TOO cute!

Date: 2007-05-27 05:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nico1908.livejournal.com
I am more of a cat person, but a dog like this could win my heart. :)

Date: 2007-05-27 02:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerrycakes.livejournal.com
Mine too. We've got a ton of very not-so-people-friendly cats at home that we can't seem to get rid of. My mom just wants to keep the little baby kittens and (humanely) trap the rest.

Date: 2007-05-27 09:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nico1908.livejournal.com
I hope she is prepared for the expenses! It's not so much the food and the kitty litter, it's the vet and the exterminator. Spaying/neutering, annual check-ups and shots, as well as flea, tick, and worm prevention (including spraying the house and yard) are a must - unless she wants to end up with more not-so-people-friendly cats.

Date: 2007-05-28 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerrycakes.livejournal.com
My mom's trying her best not to spend more money that's necessary on stray cats, believe me! These are cats that have been at the house as long as we've been there, but yet they refuse to leave.

Date: 2007-05-28 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nico1908.livejournal.com
If they're feral, Animal Services should take care of them. They'll end up being euthanized, most likely, but what else can you do? Where there's some, there will be more soon, and you can't let your neighborhood be overrun by stray cats. - And that's coming from somebody who's adopted three strays (they came in to eat and refused to leave. LOL.) and an unwanted kitten from an irresponsible person (well, my husband adopted it - them, actually. We had to put one of them to sleep when she was six months old. Sad story.)

Date: 2007-06-05 06:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jerrycakes.livejournal.com
Our animal control people are more interested in stray dogs than cats. My mom feels that she needs to feed the cats, but I know that their primal instincts may have been supressed by being spoiled like that. (I'm usually yelling at the cats, "Go kill something, would ya?")

Occasionally one of the cats will allow us to touch it and slowly get comfortable to a person's hand, but I've kinda given up on that ...

Date: 2007-06-05 07:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nico1908.livejournal.com
Our ex-neighbors called Animal Services and had them put out traps because they didn't like my cats visiting them. They caught one of them, Baby. I went to pick up the poor thing at the shelter (had to pay a $60 fine because he wasn't wearing his rabies vaccination tag) and you have never seen a cat so happy. He jumped out of the cage rigth into my arms - nomen est omen! LOL

But when I called them a couple of months ago because we had several strays in the yard and they were even coming in the house at night (through the cat flap), these dead-blasted county employees told me to spray them with the garden hose. My taxes at work. Grrrrr!
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